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| Disability Cockney Rhyming Slang 1. Mutton Jeff........deaf 2. Canary Wharf.......dwarf 3. Cardinal Wolsey....cerebral palsy 4. Raspberry ripple...cripple 5. Rubber and plastic.spastic 6. Tulips and roses...multiple sclerosis 7. Bacon rind.........blind 8. Diet Pepsi.........epilepsy 9. Benny and the fucking cunting Jets.....Tourette’s 10. Birds and bees....amputees |    |
Joke by gartnavel, in Jokes with no home > Cockney - Tagged cockney , rhyming , tourettes , disabled - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| Where did the Cockney chiropractor go on holiday? Spine. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Jokes with no home > Cockney - Tagged cockney , chiropractor - Current Score: 12 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Cockney Rhyming slang has changed. Merchant Banker no longer means Wanker, it now means Unemployed | |
Joke by Tomo123, in Jokes with no home > Cockney - Tagged cockney - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| When I went to London I saw a man with a penis growing halfway up his leg. Apparently he was a Cockney. | |
Joke by Famous Amos Jabelite Caveman Dave, in Jokes with no home > Cockney - Tagged cockney , penis - Current Score: 6 - Added: 3 months, 3 days ago
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