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| The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?" Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up. |    |
Joke by Monkeyman, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged chickens , cocks , priest , altar boy , paedophile , sex - Current Score: 141 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman. "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks," he replied. She smiled and said, "What a coincidence..." | |
Joke by maddog2840, in Sex and shit > Anti Men - Tagged cocks , cockold , hens - Current Score: 65 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush Tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When males reach a certain age, a string is tied around their penises and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches. Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his Wife looked down at him and said, "Whadaya say we try the African String-and-weight procedure?" The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his penis. A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?" "Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied. "Wow, you've grown to 12 inches??" "No... it's turned black." | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks , cocks , dicks , racist , wife , husband , penis - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's the Queen Mum and a cock got in common? They both go stiff after 3 strokes. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Queen Mother - Tagged queen mother , cocks , strokes - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A 3 foot long penis has been found on a beach in Florida. NASA scientists think it is a Shuttlecock. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > NASA - Tagged nasa , space shuttle , cocks - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Surely I'm not the only person who saw the name 'Large Hadron Collider' and immediately envisaged a group of men slamming their aroused cocks together in the name of science...? Bravo, Sickipedia, bravo. | |
Joke by Headfcuked, in Celebrity and news events > Large Hadron Collider - Tagged large hadron collider , cocks , corrupted , faggotry - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
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