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| I can only assume, for his sake, that whoever coined the phrase "it's better to give than to receive" wasn't talking about blow jobs. |    |
Joke by petejtool, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged blow job , oral sex , sex , proverbs , gay , cocksucker - Current Score: 133 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| A young couple are snogging. The young lad asks "Can I have a blow job please?" "No way!" replies his girlfriend. "Why not?" he asks She tells him "You won't respect me afterwards." Three years later they get engaged. After a celebratory meal at a posh restaurant they go back home and he asks "Can I have a blow job please love?" "No." She replies "You won't respect me afterwards." Another three years later they get married. Laid in bed together on their wedding night he asks again "Can I have a blow job please love?" "No." she replies "You won't respect me afterwards." Twenty five years later they are sat in bed together. He puts his book onto the bedside cabinet turns to his wife of 25 years and asks "Can I have a blow job please love?" "No." She replies "You won't respect me afterwards." He yells back at her. "Look! I've known you for over thirty years! We've been married twenty five years! We've got two kids, one grandson with another on the way. SURELY by now you must realise just how much respect I have for you!" "Oh OK then." she say "I'll give you a blow job" .. and she does. Ten minutes after she is finished the phone rings. Husband turns to his wife and says "Well answer it then you fucking cocksucker." | |
Joke by P45, in Sex and shit > Oral sex - Tagged blow job , oral sex , sex , marriage , cocksucker - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| The other day I got into a fight with this tough guy called Dave. I fought as best as I could but he was just too strong. He gave me a broken jaw, knocked four of my teeth out and I had a few cracked ribs. To make it worse his mate Jim was standing there shouting out expletives, calling me a pussy and a cocksucker and slapping my face and all sorts. It was horrible. I fucking hate having Multiple Personality Disorder. | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Illness and mortality > Multiple Personality Disorder - Tagged fight , broken jaw , cracked ribs , swearing , pussy , cocksucker , multiple personality disorder - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
| Why did Freddie Mercury have a moustache? To hide the stretch-marks. | |
| There’s nothing wrong with being gay... I have PLENTY of friends that are going to hell. | |
Joke by discostu, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged anal , faggot , hell , cocksucker - Current Score: 5 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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