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| I was on holiday last week in Spain and somebody spiked my cocktail with Viagra. I didn't know if I had a pina colada or a penis enlarger. |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Viagra - Tagged spain , cocktail , viagra , spike , penis - Current Score: 37 - Added: 2 months ago
| What's Jordan's favourite cocktail? A Harvey Wallbanger. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > JORDAN - Tagged cocktail , jordan , harvey - Current Score: 36 - Added: 7 months ago
| Peter Sutcliffe took his latest prostitute out to a new cocktail bar in Yorkshire. When the bartender asked her what she wanted, she turned to Peter and said, "Can I have a Screwdriver?" He looked at her for a second and said, "Well, it's a bit of a change for me, but I'm sure I can cope with it!" | |
Joke by FengShuiNinja, in Celebrity and news events > Yorkshire Ripper - Tagged peter sutcliffe , yorkshire ripper , ripper , screwdriver , cocktail , bar , hammer , prostitute , whore , fsn - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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