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What's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with 'c', ends with 't', and has a 'u' and an 'n' in the middle?
A coconut, you sick bastard
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Joke by Archibald, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged coconut , hairy  - Current Score: 207 - Added: 5 months, 15 days ago

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and with "T", and have a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.
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Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > camping - Tagged coconut , cunt  - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

YOU NEED TO SAY THIS IN A GEORDIE ACCENT!

A Geordie went to his doctor and said, "hey, Doc, I've got a problem with me shit! It smells of chocolate and coconut!"

And the Doc replied, "well, it's bounty man!"
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Joke by pottyonetoo, in Sex and shit > Chocolate - Tagged doctors , shit , geordies , coconut , chocolate  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 4 months, 3 days ago

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