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| A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop. She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order. She asked, "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me." "Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf." |    |
Joke by kidneykutter, in Religion and racism > Blondes - Tagged blond , coffee - Current Score: 25 - Added: 5 months ago
| My mate's opened up a new chain of coffee shops in Russia. It's called Tsarbucks. | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Jokes with no home > Russia - Tagged russia , tsarbucks , starbucks , coffee , cafe , shop , tsar , grammernatzee - Current Score: 16 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Pilot: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. The weather is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. OH MY GOD...." Pilot: (Five minutes later) "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking, the flight attendent spilled hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants." Passenger: "That's nothing! You should see the back of mine." | |
Joke by CocaCola, in Jokes with no home > Airlines - Tagged pilot , passenger , coffee , flight , poo , shit - Current Score: 9 - Added: 5 months ago
| I like my women same way I like my coffee. Ground up in the freezer. | |
Joke by RossMcG, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged woman , women , sexist , murder , coffee - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year ago
| Paddy was asked why he kept an empty milk bottle in his fridge and he said "dat's in case somebody want's derr coffee black!" | |
Joke by pottyonetoo, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged milk , bottle , coffee - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 week ago
| President Bush arrived in Beijing earlier today. Again, I don't think he really understands the Olympics that well. When they asked him if he liked the decathlon, he said that he preferred regular coffee. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged dumbass , olympics , george bush , bush , dubya , coffee , decathalon , beijing - Current Score: 4 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Coffee isn't my cup of tea. | |
Joke by ach-med, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged coffee , tea , cup - Current Score: 2 - Added: 7 months ago
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