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| According to Sebastian Coe, "There is no greater feeling than representing your country at the Olympics." Really? Surely having Angelina Jolie sitting on your cock, whilst you snort coke off Jessica Alba's tits would feel greater? |    |
Joke by rs79, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged sebastian coe , angelina jolie , jessica alba , tits , coke , cock , olympics - Current Score: 452 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| Ladies: to us, the size of your tits is irrelevant, in fact tits are a lot like Coke or Pepsi: We might state a preference, but we'll take whatever's on the tap, as long as it's not flat. | |
Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged tits , pepsi , coke , jason john whitehead - Current Score: 100 - Added: 6 months, 23 days ago
| Hollywood are going to make a film about a black cocaine dealer. It's called ''Chocolate and the Charlie Factory.'' | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged cocaine , black , charlie , garage , factory , film , racist , coke - Current Score: 97 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. | |
Joke by johnboy, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged coke , drugs , crap - Current Score: 84 - Added: 9 months, 16 days ago
| I found out that condoms are not one hundred percent effective. Please don't make the same mistake I did. Always double bag your coke before swallowing! | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged coke , condom , swallow - Current Score: 64 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
| What's fat and ugly and likes coke for breakfast? Kerry Katona | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged kerry katona , coke , breakfast , druggie - Current Score: 57 - Added: 8 months, 9 days ago
| A blonde woman is standing in front of a Coke machine. She puts 50p in, takes the Coke and puts it in her pocket, puts 50p in, takes the Coke and puts it in her pocket, puts 50p in, takes the Coke and puts it in her pockets... before long she has a can of Coke in every pocket. Still she keeps going, stacking the Coke cans on the floor around her. The guy behind her in the queue is naturally growing exasperated and finally asks, "What are you doing?!" She responds, "Duh, I'm winning." | |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged blonde , stupid , stupidity , coke - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year ago
| The Americans have only ever got one thing right in life How to make a burger,fries & large coke Must have had help from the British on this one | |
Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > McDonalds - Tagged mcdonalds , burger , fries , coke , america , british , help - Current Score: 18 - Added: 6 months, 9 days ago
| Now that Dwain Chambers appeal has failed for running in the 2008 Olympics, he has stated that he wishes to open up an academy to help children who wish to become professional runners with their speed...............and heroin, and coke, and dope, and acid.... | |
Joke by popsickle, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged dwain , chambers , drug , coke , speed - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago
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