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| A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him an injection, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing, throw open all the windows and stand in the draft." "But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia." "I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia." |    |
Joke by mamma mia, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged doctor , cold , pills , bath , pneumonia - Current Score: 167 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago
| What's the definition of necrophilia? Cracking open a cold one! | |
Joke by SickRich, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged necrophilia , cold - Current Score: 154 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Doctors claim to have found a cure for the common cold. They inject you with Parkinson's, then you should be able to shake it off in a week. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Illness and mortality > Parkinsons - Tagged parkinsons , cold , shake - Current Score: 150 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago
| The high energy prices seem to be affecting more old people as this cold weather continues. I noticed a few of the old folk round my way have started to leave their newspapers lying outside their front door to stop the draught getting in. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged cold , not a friend of the elderly - Current Score: 150 - Added: 2 days ago
| You think it's cold here? It's minus 21 in Bridgend..... | |
Joke by kermithebastard, in Celebrity and news events > Bridgend - Tagged bridgend , cold , minus17 - Current Score: 117 - Added: 9 months, 12 days ago
| It was so cold this morning I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets! | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > solicitor - Tagged cold , pocket , hands , one liner - Current Score: 111 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Due to cold snowy weather conditions expected soon, the Met office has issued a statement , a spokesman said "Make sure that when you drive , that you always carry a flask and a spade, this way you can have a hot drink, while the spade pushes your car!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged weather , met office , spade , hot , drink , snow , car , flask , cold - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A winters poem Fuck me It's fucking cold | |
Joke by Sticky, in Jokes with no home > Winter - Tagged cold , winter - Current Score: 49 - Added: 11 hours ago
| Why do women hate going for a piss the morning after a good sex session? Have you ever tried to open a cold cheese toastie!! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged piss , cold , toastie , morning after , sex - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's the name of the russian guy who invented a cure for the common cold? Benylin Forchestikov. | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Russia - Tagged russian , cold - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
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