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| My dad first talked to me about sex when I was going to college. He said, "Son, in college you're going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you some things from the chemist." "Dad," I said, "I have condoms." And he said, "you won't need condoms, I got you some anti-depressants." |    |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged dad , college , anti-depressants - Current Score: 248 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?". To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see.", replied the boy, pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men, One for January, one for February, one for March..." | |
Joke by NUFC, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged condoms , dad , son , college , high school , marriage - Current Score: 88 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What's the similarity between College and women? You have to work hard to get in and nine months later you wish you hadn't come. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Women - Tagged women , college , similarity - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
| There was once a pair of high school sweethearts. When they graduated, they wanted to go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend any time they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't want to do this and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her giving her new boyfriend a blow job and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, ''I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone.'' Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So...he wrote on the back of the photo: ''Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!'' and mailed the picture to her parents. | |
Joke by Skimp, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged cheating , college , parents - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| The 11th of september is a horrible day for me, and I get upset whenever people talk about it, as it's the day I go back to college. | |
Joke by Hatters_LTFC, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 911 , college , terrorist - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| There is a new film coming out soon. It's called "The kids from Kauhajoki college." It's shot entirely on location in Finland. | |
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Finnish Shooting - Tagged kauhajoki , college , location , finland - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
| An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist." Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute. Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?" | |
Joke by nassi, in Jokes with no home > Philosophy - Tagged university , college , exam , philosophy , professor - Current Score: 12 - Added: 6 months, 30 days ago
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