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Did you see that collision causing a huge pile up in one of the womens wheelchair races at the Paralympics?
There were loads of athletes sent flying across the track, and the wheelchairs came crashing down on their limbs and several were run over.
Still it could have been worse...at least it didn't hurt. |  |
Genuine Comments on Accident Claims Forms:
1. The car infront hit the pedestrian but he got back up, so I hit him again.
2. The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
3. Coming home from work I drove into the wrong house, and collided with a tree I didn't have.
4. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove right into a telegraph pole.
5. To avoid colliding with the car infront, I hit the pedestrian instead.
6. I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old man as he bounced off the roof of my car
7. I had one eye on the parked car, the other on approaching lorries, and another on the woman behind.
8. A lamp-post bumped into my car, damaging it in two places. |  |
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