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| I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me. She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon. |    |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged english teacher , colon , grammar , anal sex , bumming - Current Score: 965 - Added: 6 months, 10 days ago
| You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon' | |
Joke by anthony192, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged bush , dick , colon , tiger wood , america - Current Score: 186 - Added: 8 months, 6 days ago
| Rejected Dr Seuss books: Are You My Proctologist? Aunts in My Pants Fox in Detox Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbet Horton Fakes an Orgasm Horton Hires a Ho My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch The Cat in the Blender The Flesh-Eating Lorax The Grinch's Ten Inches Who Shat in the Hat? Yentl the Lentil Your Colon can Moo - Can You? Zippy the Rabid Gerbil | |
Joke by LawrenceQ3, in Jokes with no home > Dr Seuss - Tagged dr seuss , ho , shat , colon , rabid , blender , inches - Current Score: 3 - Added: 7 months, 9 days ago
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