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| I arrived in Australia after a long hard flight and the man in Passport Control pulled me over. "Alright, can I check your passport?" PC Shayne said. Knackered and needing sleep I just grunted, "Yup" PC Shayne took this as rudeness from a Pom and went into overdrive. "Alright, mate, have you got a criminal record?" I replied, "I did not realise it was mandatory any longer!" I have just been released! |    |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged aussie , criminal , convict , colony , ignorant - Current Score: 262 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," said the doctor, "you're pregnant." "But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and in our colony we practice sex only with our eyes." "Well my dear," said the doctor, "someone in that colony is cockeyed." | |
Joke by fox in the box, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged girl , doctor , pregnant , colony - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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