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I actually used to believe my Grandad when he would tell me that the "palms of black mens hands are white because the colour rubs off when they climb trees and they're so good at it that they've come here to work on building sites"

Goes to show how gullible children are! I mean, a black man, working?!?
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Joke by rs79, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged colour , trees , black , palms , work , racism  - Current Score: 159 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago

What did the Nazis get after they installed tanning beds in Auschwitz?

Concentrated orange Jews.
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Joke by Hash, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jew , nazi , colour , hooray a sick joke!!!!  - Current Score: 116 - Added: 10 months, 4 days ago

The local 'colour blind association' are having their annual piss up this week end.

They've promised to go out and 'paint the town Grey'..
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Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Colour Blind - Tagged colour , blind , piss up , grey  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago

"Barack Obama is to leave the US campaign trail for a few days to visit his sick grandmother, who helped raise him as a child."

If he's so desperate for the sympathy vote, he should have had her raped and killed by a white republican.
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Joke by richdc, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged president , america , republican , democrat , campaign , election , elections , presidential , candidate , colour , mother , barack obama , sympathy , parent , murder  - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago

I am not racist,
I am colour co-ordinated.
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Joke by DaNkaTa, in Religion and racism > Racism - Tagged colour , racist , coordinated  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 weeks ago

I have mixed raced parents.
My dad prefers the 100 metres and my mam's a Paki.
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Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged colour , sprinter , paki  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago

'What's your favorite colour?' Is a good way to start a conversation.

A good way to end a conversation is 'What's your favorite colour person?'
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Joke by Wilf, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged racism , jokes , colour  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago

Black people, they're so fast not even light can escape them.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Dicky McCunt, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , colour , light  - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago

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