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| A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn't have the greatest relationship. "You know, I was with another woman last night, but I was still thinking of you." "Why, because you miss me?" "No, because it keeps me from coming too fast." |    |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged girlfriend , come , ejaculation - Current Score: 423 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| This man pulls up in his Merc beside a little boy. He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of sweets and says, "alright, little fella - if I give you a sweetie, will you come in my car?" To which the kid replies, "gimme the bag and I'll come in your mouth!" | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedo , bag , come , mouth , sweets - Current Score: 179 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| How does coming out of the closet make you gay? Coming in another man's anus, THAT makes you gay. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged gay , come , jizz , spunk , anus , anal , willy wufters - Current Score: 173 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| What do Gary Glitter and a Kodak film have in common? They both come in a small yellow box. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , paedophile , paedophilia , paedo , box , yellow , come , cum , gary , glitter - Current Score: 150 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What do you do if you come across a lost little girl at the bus stop? Pull your pants up and run like fuck! | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedo , paedophile , paedophilia , girl , little girl , come , cum , masturbation , masturbate - Current Score: 145 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I bought a race horse and decided to call it "MY FACE". Just imagine it running down the home straight with all the women shouting "COME ON MY FACE"!! | |
Joke by leisuresuitlee, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged race , horse , women , come , cum - Current Score: 131 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Bill Clinton is walking down a corridor in the White House when he sees a pretty young girl walking towards him. "Hello," he says "Are you new here?" "Yes," she replies "I started yesterday." "Ah," answers Bill "I thought I hadn't come across your face before." | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Celebrity and news events > Bill Clinton - Tagged bill clinton , white house , girl , new , come , face - Current Score: 100 - Added: 1 year ago
| John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged toast , beer , sex , come , drinking - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged dr. pepper , wife , masturbation , bottle , come - Current Score: 59 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A man says to his wife during sex, "Hey, I think I'm gonna come in your ear this time." "Absolutely not!" mutters his wife "I may go deaf!" The Husband says, "Impossible! I've been coming in your mouth for the past 10 years and you haven't shut up since!" | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Sex and shit > Cum - Tagged sex , come , cum - Current Score: 34 - Added: 3 months ago
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