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| My mate has just called to ask if I want any tickets to watch a couple of comedy acts on 21st December. I asked, “Who's appearing?” He said, “Newcastle and Spurs.” |    |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged newcastle , spurs , comedy , acts - Current Score: 182 - Added: 1 month ago
| Apparantly Greater Manchester and Lancashire County Councils are struggling with a costly sewage treatment and recycling facility. They should ask Peter Kay for help- he is an expert at making money by re-using old shit over and over again. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Sex and shit > Shit - Tagged peter kay , peter , kay , bolton , manchester , shit , crap , bad stand up , comedy , garlic fucking bread - Current Score: 129 - Added: 7 months ago
| Jennifer Saunders is half of comedy duo French and Saunders. Wouldn't a quarter be a more accurate statement? | |
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Dawn French - Tagged french and saunders , jennifer saunders , fat , comedy , statement , top gear - Current Score: 86 - Added: 3 months ago
| When Bernard Manning died, it was a black day for comedy. I don't think he would have approved. | |
Joke by AS, in Celebrity and news events > Bernard Manning - Tagged black , racist , comedy , bernard manning - Current Score: 76 - Added: 5 months ago
| My dad always said that being a comedian is the hardest job in the world. He was wrong - the hardest job in the world is presenting a comedy show like Mock The Week or 8 Out Of Ten Cats and having to pretend that the women on the panel are funny. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Women - Tagged women , comedy , mock the week , 8 out of 10 cats , comedian - Current Score: 35 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Is it just me or should the Paralympics be on a comedy channel instead of BBC1? | |
Joke by doubletee, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged comedy , disabled , bbc , paralympics , funny as fuck - Current Score: 33 - Added: 4 months ago
| I've been seeing a lot of my family recently. I must have watched twenty episodes and not laughed once. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Family - Tagged my family , family , comedy - Current Score: 8 - Added: 3 months ago
| I went to the pub last night and did a stand-up routine. Jeez, I fucking died up there. Maybe it wasn't a great idea to do it at a wake. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Wake - Tagged standup , comedy , pub , funeral , wake - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 month ago
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