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| My dog jumped in the washing machine yesterday. Don't worry, at least he died in comfort. |    |
Joke by djralph, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged washing , machine , comfort - Current Score: 416 - Added: 1 month ago
| A tramp walks into a jewellers, puts his hands down his trousers and starts fingering his arsehole. The sales assistant shouts at him 'Stop what you're doing and get out!' The tramp says 'You want to make your fucking minds up, you've a sign on the window says come inside and pick your ring in comfort.' | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Anal - Tagged anal , fingering , arse , ring , dirty , tramp , shop , assistant , comfort - Current Score: 115 - Added: 1 year ago
| I've been doing a lot of comfort eating lately. Tastes a bit funny but my breath smells great! | |
Joke by Aspen, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged obesity , comfort eating , eating disorders , comfort , halitosis , bad breath - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 month ago
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