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| Old people are always going on about how people were more friendly back in the old days. You could leave your front door open all day, everyone knew everyone else, etc. I thought I'd test this theory out. So I went round 100 houses on my estate and asked people if they felt that our community was as friendly as it was 40 years ago. 70% answered: "What's it got to you with you, you nosey cunt!" 29% didn't speak English and there was nobody in the other one.... so I burgled the wankers. |    |
Joke by pally76, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged old days , friendly , community - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months ago
| What's the difference between a P.C.S.O. and Ian Huntley? Huntley knew what to do when the child went under the water. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged pcso , ian huntley , police , community , support , officer - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| In a recent interview Lisa Marie Presley was asked why she had divorced Michael Jackson? "Well," she replied "I knew it was over when I told him I wanted to have kids and he said he already had." | |
Joke by tony.t, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged sick , all , community , michael jackson , jacko , peadophile - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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