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| My wife said she can do anything twice as well as me. So I donated a kidney. |    |
Joke by Storyteller, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , kidney , death , competition , donate , organ donation , moob - Current Score: 179 - Added: 4 months ago
| Last mothers day, Tesco had a competition to find the best mother from all its customers. Somehow I don't think the slogan they decided to use, "Enter your mother today", was that well thought out. | |
Joke by Duplicate, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged tesco , enter your mother today , competition - Current Score: 80 - Added: 2 months ago
| A black guy comes home pissed, with a magnum of champagne. His wife asked him where he'd stolen it from. He told her he'd got it in the local pub, where he'd won the "who's got the biggest cock" competition. She said, "you didn't show them all your cock did you?" "Not fucking likely," he said, "only enough to win this." | |
Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > Black Cock - Tagged biggest cock , pub , competition - Current Score: 17 - Added: 4 months ago
| Did you hear about the Down's Syndrome lookalike competition? They all won. | |
Joke by jazza l s, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged special winners , 2 way jokes , competition , downs - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
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