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| My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that. |    |
Joke by Exeter, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , listen , complain , jack dee - Current Score: 1139 - Added: 5 months ago
| A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mum, I have something to tell you - I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay? Doesn't that mean you have oral sex with other men?" The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around and smacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!" | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged cooking , mother , gay , oral , men , complain , taste - Current Score: 90 - Added: 5 months ago
| A hotel porter is looking through the keyhole of the honeymoon suite. "Look at her, she's enjoying that," he whispered to a passing maid. She takes a peek. "Wow, I wish my boyfriend did that to me more," she whispered back. A waiter hears and comes to join in the fun. He has a quick look. "Incredible," he says, "and last night he had the nerve to complain about a hair in his soup..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Honeymoon - Tagged hair , complain , waiter , maid , honeymoon , keyhole - Current Score: 30 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| The wife was complaining that she couldn't sleep with my snoring. So I went to the Pharmacist and bought this new snoring mask, its great! You can wrap it on your wife's face and you can't hear her fucking complain. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged wife , complain , snore , mask - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 months ago
| The internet, where people come to watch porn or complain. | |
Joke by beano656, in Jokes with no home > Internet - Tagged one liner , oneliner , porn , complain - Current Score: 2 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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