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| A newborn sperm is recieving instructions in conception. "As soon as you hear the siren, run through the tunnel, then swim in a line until you get to a damp cavern. At the end of the cavern, you'll come across a red ball. Say, 'Hi I'm a sperm.' She'll answer, 'Hi I'm an egg.' Then you'll make an embryo together. Got it?" The sperm nods. Two days later, he's taking a nap when the siren goes. He gets to the tunnel first, reaches the damp cavern still in the lead, approaches the red ball and says, "Hi, I'm a sperm!" The red ball smirks and says, "Nice to meet you, I'm a tonsil!" |    |
Joke by Chr15, in Sex and shit > Sperm - Tagged sperm , oral , sex , conception - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works. He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?" "Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..." | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Parents - Tagged sex , mommy , conception , intercourse , puberty , daughter , father - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I've got a fantastic memory...I can still remember the day a giant tadpole was banging me on the head. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Memory - Tagged memory , conception , sperm , egg - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 months ago
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