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| I was in a pub quiz the other day and the question was "Name the book where the characters all lived behind the wardrobe" Imagine their disgust when I said Anne Frank!!! |    |
Joke by welshmadman, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged puzzled , confused , pub quiz , questions , dumbass - Current Score: 144 - Added: 11 months ago
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Joke by jokeywokey, in Jokes with no home > Adverts - Tagged confused , annoying , advert - Current Score: 35 - Added: 2 months ago
| HER SIDE OF THE STORY: He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure. So anyway, in the cab on the way back to his house, I said that I love him and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he doesn't say it back or anything. We finally got back to his place and I was wondering if he was going to dump me! So I tried to ask him about it but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to sleep. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and we had sex. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave but I just cried myself to sleep. I dunno, I just don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else??? HIS SIDE OF THE STORY: My team lost. Felt kinda tired. Got laid though. | |
Joke by nassi, in Sex and shit > Relationships - Tagged relationship , sex , confused - Current Score: 9 - Added: 6 months ago
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