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| In response to the Labour party logo change, as told in this lovely passage.... "The Labour party have decided to change their party logo from a rose, to a condom because they feel it more accurately reflects their policies. This is because a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a good sense of security whilst you're being fucked." .... the Conservatives have also decided to change their logo to a condom, but one with a pin through it. This symbolises all the same attributes as the new Labour logo with the exception that it doesn't actually work. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Politics - Tagged labour , conservative , condom - Current Score: 142 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Britain is today in mourning after learning that Baroness Margaret Thatcher, 82, has been released from hospital. | |
Joke by gmanking, in Celebrity and news events > Margaret Thatcher - Tagged margaret thatcher , tory , conservative , mourning , hospital. - Current Score: 65 - Added: 8 months ago
| ~Vote Labour~ And have a Nigger for a Neighbour! --Genuine Conservative Party slogan from the 1960s-- ---------------------------------------------------- Oh my god. I've just looked it up and it's true. Peter Griffiths in 1964. "If you want a nigger for a neighbour, vote Liberal or Labour." | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged conservatives , conservative , labour , nigger , neighbour , politics , 1960s , adverts , advert - Current Score: 35 - Added: 5 months ago
| A staunch Conservative man married a woman from a staunch Labour family. The festivities were in full swing when the bridegroom got up on a table and proposed a toast, "to the Conservative party!" The wife's family left in disgust and the wife immediately stopped talking to him. When they got to bed in the honeymoon hotel, the bridegroom tried to get a leg over but the wife was pretending to be asleep and did not respond. He tried another couple of times and then gave up. The wife realised she was being hard on him and decided to give in tactfully. "John, there's a split in the Labour party and if the Conservative candidate would like to stand, there's a good chance that he'll get in!" The groom replied: "Too fucking late, the Conservative candidate has stood three times already but failed to get in, so he went independent and lost his deposit!" | |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > Politics - Tagged conservative , labour , wedding , honeymoon - Current Score: 12 - Added: 4 months ago
| Imagine if politics was like Sickipedia- fucking hell, all you would need to do to get lots of votes is make ill informed, ignorant and prejudiced remarks about ethnic minorities. Oh wait, sorry - the Conservatives have been doing that for years already. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged conservatives , conservative , niggers , nigger , paki , pakis , politics , twist humour - Current Score: 9 - Added: 5 months ago
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