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| It's on the news today that the Conservative Party are claiming that reading lad's mags and the attitudes expressed in them can lead to the break up of families. A bit like closing every coal mine in the country, no? |    |
Joke by Spuggy, in Celebrity and news events > Conservatives - Tagged lads mags , conservatives , coal mines , miners , conservative party , thanks lionarse , lionarse - Current Score: 89 - Added: 3 months ago
| Lots of criticism at the moment is being targetted at "Lad's Mags" such as Zoo, Nuts and Loaded. People are saying they are immoral and degrading to women. Conservative MPs have even stated that they are willing to be interviewed in such magazines to elaborate on why they are a bad thing. But, trust me, that's not going to happen. You never see a cunt in a Lad's Mag. | |
Joke by twayne, in Sex and shit > camping - Tagged cunt , lads mag , conservatives , nuts , zoo - Current Score: 83 - Added: 3 months ago
| ~Vote Labour~ And have a Nigger for a Neighbour! --Genuine Conservative Party slogan from the 1960s-- ---------------------------------------------------- Oh my god. I've just looked it up and it's true. Peter Griffiths in 1964. "If you want a nigger for a neighbour, vote Liberal or Labour." | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged conservatives , conservative , labour , nigger , neighbour , politics , 1960s , adverts , advert - Current Score: 35 - Added: 5 months ago
| It's on the news today that the Conservative Party are claiming that reading lad's mags and the attitudes expressed in them can lead to the break up of families. That's complete bollocks - surely the only people who read lad's mags are tragic, single masturbators who probably still live with their parents. Like us, really. | |
Joke by lionarse, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , lads mags , conservative party , conservatives - Current Score: 21 - Added: 3 months ago
| Imagine if politics was like Sickipedia- fucking hell, all you would need to do to get lots of votes is make ill informed, ignorant and prejudiced remarks about ethnic minorities. Oh wait, sorry - the Conservatives have been doing that for years already. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged conservatives , conservative , niggers , nigger , paki , pakis , politics , twist humour - Current Score: 9 - Added: 5 months ago
| BBC News are reporting that MPs may face new legislation that makes it illegal for them to employ members of their own family in lucrative Parliamentary jobs. For example, one Conservative MP has recently employed his son as an under-secretary on a salary of thirty-four thousand pounds a year. I wouldn't object if the guy was actually the best person for the job, but he is seven-years-old, for fuck's sake. | |
Joke by petejtool, in Celebrity and news events > Conservatives - Tagged politics , children , money , labour , tory , conservatives , bbc - Current Score: 6 - Added: 3 months ago
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