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| A man is sat in a toilet cubicle. He has been there an hour trying to do a shit, but he is constipated. Just then he hears the door on the adjoining cubicle open as someone walks in. Shortly afterwards he hears the sound of an almighty wet fart and the smell of fresh shit fills the air. "I wish that was me," cried the constipated man. "So do I," cried a voice, "I ain't pulled my trousers down yet." |    |
Joke by stig2112, in Sex and shit > Shit - Tagged toilet , constipated - Current Score: 37 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago
| What does Carol Vorderman do when she's constipated? She works it out with a pencil... | |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Celebrity and news events > Carol Vorderman - Tagged carol , vorderman , constipated , pencil - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting in the corner. One says to the other, "jeez, i'd really like to dance with that girl." The other man replies, "well go ahead and ask her, don't be a chickenshit." So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "excuse me. would you be so kind as to dance with me?" Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, "i'm sorry. right now i'm contemplating on matrimony, and i'd rather sit than dance." So the man humbly returns to his friend "so what did she say?" asks the friend. The drunk responded, "she said she's constipated on macaroni, and would rather shit in her pants." | |
Joke by trenchcoat, in Sex and shit > Drunken - Tagged drunk , dance , shit , macaroni , constipated - Current Score: 0 - Added: 10 months ago
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