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| I entered a contest last week for the most prominent veins. I didn't win, but I came varicose. |    |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged veins , contest , varicose - Current Score: 41 - Added: 4 months ago
| America's Got Talent, what's that? An eating contest? | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged fat , american , eating , contest - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months ago
| Two Arab brothers emigrated to the U.S. and decided to have a contest as to who could be "the most American" in five years. The winner would get $1,000. Five years past, and the brothers met. One brother showed up in a cowboy hat and said, "I have just come from an American football game with my kids, Steve and Kelly. We had pork hot dogs and I drank a beer." The other brother says, "Whatever, raghead. Pay up." | |
Joke by yank, in Religion and racism > indian - Tagged arab , raghead , brothers , bet , contest - Current Score: 7 - Added: 11 months ago
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