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I arrived in Australia after a long hard flight and the man in Passport Control pulled me over.
"Alright, can I check your passport?" PC Shayne said.
Knackered and needing sleep I just grunted, "Yup"
PC Shayne took this as rudeness from a Pom and went into overdrive. "Alright, mate, have you got a criminal record?"
I replied, "I did not realise it was mandatory any longer!"

I have just been released!
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Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged aussie , criminal , convict , colony , ignorant  - Current Score: 258 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

Who is the most stupid convict in Carson city Jail?
O.J.'s next "girlfriend."
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Joke by yohan, in Celebrity and news events > OJ Simpson - Tagged oj , prison , convict , girlfriend , jail  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 month ago

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