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| A very common male fantasy is to have two women at the same time. One to cook, one to clean. |    |
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged women , cook , clean , cooking , cleaning - Current Score: 191 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| What is the first thing a battered wife does when she gets home from hospital? The dishes and dinner if she's got any sense. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged misogyny , batter , battered , hit , punch , punched , hospital , dishes , dinner , cook , sense - Current Score: 186 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A guy walks home after buying a cock-sucking frog. He walks into the kitchen, where his wife is doing the dishes, and plonks it on the table. "What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?" she screams. "Teach it to cook and fuck off," he replies. | |
Joke by porchmonkey, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged cock , blow job , cook , wife , fuck off - Current Score: 181 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jewish , jew , holocaust , cook , coocked , jews , cooks , oven , scream , pizza - Current Score: 90 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I came downstairs this morning and the wife was by the stove cooking breakfast in her slippers. I said to myself "I must buy her a frying pan!" | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged wife , cook , kitchen , husband , sex - Current Score: 75 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I had the wife in stitches last night. That'll teach her to overcook my steak. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged stitches , teach , cook , steak - Current Score: 60 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Why don't women need to know how to ski? Theres no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen. | |
Joke by tokem0n, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged ski , women , cook - Current Score: 47 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| How do you know when a cabbage is cooked? When the wheelchair floats to the top! | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Brain Dead - Tagged vegetable , cook , wheelchair - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? About 10 minutes on high. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged dead , baby , dead baby , microwave , cook , black , white - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
| What's brown and taps on the window? A baby in a microwave. | |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged baby , microwave , brown , dead , babies , dead baby , dead babies , micro , cook , cooked , window - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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