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Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , cooking , sexist , sickipedia , kitchen , dishes - Current Score: 470 - Added: 5 months, 27 days ago
Joke by max the storyteller, in Sex and shit > Feminists - Tagged feminists , cooking , passion - Current Score: 195 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I got a call at work today from the hospital. They said my wife had been admitted and she may have to be kept in overnight. I was very worried; who would cook the dinner? | ![]() |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged wife , hospital , cooking - Current Score: 146 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
| I bought some Jamie Oliver sausages from Sainsbury's the other day. On the side of the packaging it said "Prick with a fork". | ![]() |
Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > Cooks - Tagged sausages , cooking , celebrity chefs - Current Score: 143 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
Joke by monkeyman, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged jew , omelette , egg , cooking - Current Score: 139 - Added: 20 hours ago
Joke by 5ftlegend, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged sexist , woman , cooking , kitchen - Current Score: 128 - Added: 6 months ago
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged cooking , mother , gay , oral , men , complain , taste - Current Score: 82 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago
| One of the things I really miss about my wife is the smell of her cooking. I have to admit though, she did taste rather nice along with the roast veg. | ![]() |
Joke by Spikerama, in Illness and mortality > Divorce - Tagged wife , widower , widow , death , cooking , sick , food , chef - Current Score: 58 - Added: 2 days ago
| My girlfriend just sang to me for the first time. She sang "You make me feel like a natural woman" It was nice, but it annoyed me that she'd put the iron down and stopped cooking to sing to me. | ![]() |
Joke by RossGreen88, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged woman , ironing , cooking - Current Score: 47 - Added: 1 week ago
Joke by atavachron, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged vegetable , wheelchair , cooking - Current Score: 46 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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