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I got stopped by a copper last night. The officer said, "Do you have a police record?" I said, "Yes, Walking on the Moon from 1979." |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , 1979 , copper , walking on the moon , only fools and hourses , ancient duplicate - Current Score: 180 - Added: 3 months ago
| After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year, English scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 1000 years ago. Not to be outdone by the English, in the weeks that followed, Scottish scientists dug to a depth of 2000 meters and shortly after headlines in the UK newspapers read; Scottish archaeologists have found traces of 2000 year old fibre-optic cable and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech digital communications network a thousand years earlier than the English. One week later, Irish newspapers reported the following: After digging as deep as 5000 meters in a County Mayo bog, Irish scientists have found absolutely nothing. They, therefore, have concluded that 5000 years ago, Ireland's inhabitants were already using wireless technology. | |
Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > Telephone - Tagged english , irish , scottish , copper , wireless - Current Score: 120 - Added: 8 months ago
| I was out collecting for charity the other day. A copper came up to me and said, "hey, you can't rattle your tin, it's against the law." I told him, "fuck off, I'm collecting for Parkinson's." | |
Joke by cuntyhater, in Illness and mortality > Parkinsons - Tagged copper , charity , parkinsons - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| The other night my girlfriend and I had parked in a quiet road for a bit of fun when a policeman caught us. He gave me a ticket for doing 69 in a 30mph zone... | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged zone , 69 , ticket , policeman , copper , parked - Current Score: 50 - Added: 5 months ago
| I just got stopped for speeding and told the copper I was rushing to my Mother's deathbed. "Do I look stupid?" he asked. Apparently "Yes you twat" is the wrong answer. | |
Joke by northerngeorge, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , copper , speeding - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 week ago
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