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| "I'm so sorry Bob, I hear you buried your wife last week." "Had to," replied Bob, "She was dead." |    |
Joke by guest1, in Jokes with no home > Sick - Tagged corn , funny - Current Score: 24 - Added: 8 months ago
| will say I'm SO sorry in advance, but I had to....... Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little dust broom!!!" "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! ! And the baby broom is a half cast, haha | |
Joke by dr_death, in Jokes with no home > Corny - Tagged brush , fuck , corn , cunt - Current Score: 16 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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