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| If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged succeed , fail , corny - Current Score: 244 - Added: 8 months ago
| I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue. I couldn't put it down. | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged reading , glue , corny , tim vine - Current Score: 181 - Added: 9 months ago
| What woman can wash up with her left hand, cook tea with the right, sweep with one leg, dust with the other, give a blow job and open beer with her arse?? A SwissArmyWife | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged useful , corny , wife - Current Score: 118 - Added: 8 months ago
| My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker." | |
Joke by guest1, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged corny , bee , crap - Current Score: 83 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
| I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he then?" | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > corny - Tagged shop , kettle , corny , funny - Current Score: 47 - Added: 8 months ago
| Two blondes are walking down the road as a funeral goes by. "Who do you think has died?" says one. "Don't know," says the other, "But it's my guess it's the one in the coffin" | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Religion and racism > Blondes - Tagged blondes , dead , corny - Current Score: 41 - Added: 8 months ago
| I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said,"Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is." | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > fish - Tagged fish , star sign , corny , vote 4 more - Current Score: 38 - Added: 9 months ago
| What do John The Baptist and Winnie The Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name! Why are there so many 'Johnsons' in the phone book? They all have phones! | |
Joke by buzz-lightyear, in Jokes with no home > Corny - Tagged corny , crap but funny jokes , john the baptist , winnie the pooh , johnson , doctor , obsession - Current Score: 10 - Added: 4 months ago
| An Elephant and an Ant fell in love at first sight and spent a night togather making mad passionate love. Sadly, when the ant woke up night morning the elephant had died. (ahhhh) "Oh no!"exclaimed the ant. "One night of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!" | |
Joke by guest1, in Jokes with no home > Corny - Tagged corny , . - Current Score: 6 - Added: 5 months ago
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