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| A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad. Apparently he had the time of his life." |    |
Joke by Mach, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged dad , wife , party , halloween , costume , genuine sick joke - Current Score: 219 - Added: 6 months ago
| This married couple have just been to a fancy dress party and they are dressed in a cow costume with the the bloke in the front and the woman in the back. They cross over a field and the woman hears running footsteps, then she shrieks "oh my god, its a bull coming, what shall we do?" The bloke says "I'm going to eat some grass...you better fuckin' brace yourself" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Fancy Dress - Tagged cow , bull , field , bloke , grass , costume , fancy dress party - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Part 1: What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. Part 2: What's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? Half a dead baby in a clown costume. part 3: What's funnier than a half a dead baby in a clown costume? Half a dead baby in a clown costume next to a kid with down's syndrome. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged dead , baby , dead baby , clown , costume , downs , downs syndrome , half - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
| What's sexier than a dead baby? A dead baby in lingerie! | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Babies - Tagged baby , clown , costume , dead - Current Score: 22 - Added: 11 months ago
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