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| My wife can be a right hurtful bastard sometimes. Yesterday she gave birth to a baby boy and we were both looking at him in his cot. So I turned to the wife, with a cheeky grin on my face, and said, "he's quite big down there, isn't he?" She said, "yeah, but at least he's got your eyes." |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Baby - Tagged wife , baby , grin , eyes , cot - Current Score: 153 - Added: 1 month ago
| I met this bird last night who was a right ugly fucker, I said "What's your name?" "Tuesday" she replied. I said, "that's a strange name." She said, "yeah, when I was born my mum and dad looked in the cot and said, 'I think we'd better call it a day.'" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Ugly - Tagged pig , moose , ugly , tuesday , bird , cot , day - Current Score: 106 - Added: 4 months ago
| What's 18 inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? Cot death. | |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged inch , inches , stiff , hard , scream , night , cry , baby , babies , women , woman , cot death , cot , dead , death - Current Score: 96 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| One night a wife found her husband standing over the baby's cot. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, scepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband, " A penny for your thoughts," she said. "It's amazing," he replied. "I just can't see how Argos can sell a cot like this for only 39 pounds 99. | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Jokes with no home > Baby - Tagged baby , cot , argos - Current Score: 36 - Added: 5 months ago
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