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How can a black girl tell if she's pregnant?
The cotton is getting picked off her tampon.
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Joke by bawbag, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged cotton , black , pregnant  - Current Score: 156 - Added: 2 months ago

I went into a chemist yesterday and said to the bloke behind the counter, "excuse me, do you have cotton wool balls?"

He said, "what do you think I am, a fuckin' teddy bear?"
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Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Chemist - Tagged chemist , teddy , bear , cotton , wool , balls  - Current Score: 52 - Added: 1 year ago

Have you heard scientists have bred a nigger with an octopus?

It's an ugly fucker, but it sure can pick cotton.
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Joke by Aye-same, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , cotton  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

What's the best way to pick cotton?

Use a spade.
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Joke by Drunken Hobo, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , spade , cotton  - Current Score: 27 - Added: 5 months ago

What do you call two black friends?

Cotton buds.
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Joke by danshand, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged cotton , bud , black , friends  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 months ago

Apparantly there are 70,000 black millionaires in the UK today.

Now, if we knew that we would of picked our own fucking cotton.
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Joke by AS, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged cotton , blacks , slave  - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 week ago

Why don't Bunnies make noise when they have sex?

Because they have Cotton Balls.
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Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged bunnies , sex , cotton , balls , noise  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

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