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| What's the difference between a blonde girl and a blond guy? The blonde girl's sperm count is higher. |    |
Joke by wub, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , sperm , count , higher - Current Score: 33 - Added: 6 months ago
| There are 3 types of people in this world... Those who can count and those who can't. | |
Joke by flip master3, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged types of people , world , count - Current Score: 32 - Added: 10 months ago
| A farmer and his wife had worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns. Being pleased with his hairy face, he had his photo taken and sent it off to his parents. On the back of the photo he scrawled, "How do you like it? Don't I look like a count?" Shortly after, the son received this terse note: "You idiot, it cost us a fortune to send you to college, and you can't even spell!" | |
Joke by stopher, in Jokes with no home > Family - Tagged farmer , wife , count , beard - Current Score: 19 - Added: 11 months ago
| Why can't blondes count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful | |
Joke by PALROSS, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blondes , count - Current Score: 8 - Added: 11 months ago
| I don't see why everyone is so up tight about the announcement of the Zimbabwe election results, personally i was quite impressed. I never knew they could count past 10. | |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged count , nigger , dumb , 10 - Current Score: 4 - Added: 7 months ago
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