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| I got aroused last week whilst watching Countdown with Carol Vorderman. Seven letters isn't too shabby, is it? |    |
Joke by RevvyB, in Celebrity and news events > Carol Vorderman - Tagged carol vorderman , countdown - Current Score: 143 - Added: 6 months ago
| So Carol Vorderman is leaving Countdown after 24 years on the show. That's my afternoon wank fucked then. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Carol Vorderman - Tagged vorderman , carol , wank , countdown - Current Score: 135 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
| I'm sweatin' like a dyslexic on Countdown! | |
Joke by toolbox88, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged dyslexic , countdown , carol vordeman - Current Score: 85 - Added: 9 months, 25 days ago
| As of today, Carol Vorderman is officially unemployed. And, so is my left hand. | |
Joke by mallatar, in Celebrity and news events > Carol Vorderman - Tagged wanking , vorderman , countdown - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 week ago
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