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| 2 Irish couples decide to spice up their sex lives by swapping partners. Paddy says 'That was fucking great, wonder how the girls got on.' |    |
Joke by joecorby, in Sex and shit > mistake - Tagged swapping , partners , gay , irish , paddy , couples - Current Score: 107 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Three couples are having dinner together. The first husband says to his wife, "pass me the sugar, sugar." Not to be outdone, the second husband says, "could you pass me the honey,honey?" Most impressed by these clever endearments, the third husband leans over to his wife and says, "pass me the pork, pig." | |
Joke by gangrath, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged couples , dinner , wife , insult - Current Score: 40 - Added: 9 months ago
| Simple reasons exist why sex causes so many arguments between couples. The five words any woman wants to hear during sex are 'i will always love you'. The only five words a man wants to hear is 'you can put it anywhere...' | |
Joke by daniel1415, in Sex and shit > Men - Tagged sex , men , women , couples - Current Score: 25 - Added: 7 months ago
| A Pakistani couple walk out of a divorce court...the woman is in tears. "Relax." The man says. "We're still cousins." | |
Joke by Crawley Boy, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged divorce , couples , pakistani , muslim - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month ago
| Three couples go on holiday together. On the first night the guys are in the hotel bar and they're talking about how many times they're going to get a shag that night. They agree that when they come down for breakfast in the morning they should have a code to let each other know how many times they got lucky. They decide that they should watch how many spoonfuls of sugar they each put in their tea. Next morning they're all sat at the breakfast table. The first guy looks pleased with himself and puts three spoons of sugar in his tea. The second guy looks even more pleased and takes four spoons of sugar. The third guy looks really pissed off and gets a spoonful of jam. | |
Joke by cc1957, in Sex and shit > Holiday - Tagged couples , holiday , shagging - Current Score: 17 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
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