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| I remember on The X Factor there was a 25-year-old black woman with five kids who'd previously been a crack addict. Simon Cowell said she was a "unique person". I think we can all tell he hasn't been to Croydon recently. |    |
Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > X-factor - Tagged the x factor , black , five kids , crack , cocaine , croydon , xfactor - Current Score: 190 - Added: 1 month, 20 days ago
| Christmas time. Valium and wine. Children indulging in serious crime. With dad on the weed and mum high on crack. Christmas is magic when your family is black! | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged christmas , valium , crack , magic , black , cliff , cunting , richard - Current Score: 143 - Added: 10 months ago
| This American bloke goes into a pub in Southern England. He gets himself a pint and then he challenges anybody to a game of pool and he beats everyone. The barman says, "you're good, but Smiffy will have you." Then he challenges anybody to a game of darts and he beats everybody at that as well. The barman says, "you're very good, but Smiffy will have you." Poker is the next challenge, and once again he beats every person he plays. The barman says, "you're fucking good, but Smiffy will have you." With this, the American chap says, "who the fuck is Smiffy?" The barman points to a little elderly man wearing a flat cap, sitting at a table in the corner of the pub. He walks over to the table and the old guy stands up, then flicks a beer mat up in the air, drinks a pint of lager, lights a fag, pulls his trousers down and catches the beer mat right in the crack of his arse and says, "can you do that?" The American flicks the beer mat up in air, drinks a pint of lager, lights a fag, pulls his trousers down........and Smiffy fuckin' had him! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged snithy , beer mat , pint , lager , fag , pub , crack , american , poker - Current Score: 123 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
| What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged prostitute , drug , crack - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| With Amy Winehouse's husband in prison for the foreseeable future she has turned to lesbianism. Just once again proving she can't keep her hands off the crack. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > Amy Winehouse - Tagged crack , lesbian , amy winehouse - Current Score: 33 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
| Did you hear Vanessa Feltz was arrested at Heathrow Airport? Allegedly she had 40lb of crack in her knickers. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > Vanessa Feltz - Tagged crack , drugs , vanessa feltz , pig , heathrow , heathrow airport - Current Score: 12 - Added: 5 months ago
| The Coroner has confirmed Heath Ledger died as a result of drugs. Apparently he became addicted to crack on the set of Brokeback Mountain. | |
Joke by drevil, in Celebrity and news events > Heath Ledger - Tagged crack , ledger , gay - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| I woke up this morning at the crack of dawn. I said "Dawn, get off my face." | |
Joke by TGS, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged woke up , morning , crack , dawn , face - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 months ago
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