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| The plane in Spain falls mainly on the runway. |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Spanish Plane Crash - Tagged plane , spain , crash , 186 died on take off - Current Score: 469 - Added: 1 month, 19 days ago
| It has been reported in the press that Steven Hawking suffered a terrible crash today... ..luckily, though, he was able to reboot. | |
Joke by pally76, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged steven hawking , reboot , crash - Current Score: 211 - Added: 2 months, 11 days ago
| A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub. Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Celebrity and news events > congestion - Tagged lorry , truck , crash , accident , vicks , rub , congestion , walking on the moon - Current Score: 193 - Added: 8 months, 24 days ago
| What's the difference between Sickipedia and Princess Diana? People actually care when Sickipedia crashes | |
Joke by charlieeee, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged sickipedia , princess , diana , crash - Current Score: 181 - Added: 3 months ago
| Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged diana , princess diana , cross , road , seat , belt , seat belt , seatbelt , wear , wearing , crash , car , dead , death , accident - Current Score: 173 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A man goes to the World Trade Center. He says "I want to buy a jumbo jet" "We don't sell jumbo jets here sir", was the reply. "Well you've got one in the window!" | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged world , wtc , 911 , trade , centre , world trade centre , america , usa , jumbo , jet , jumbo jet , jets , plane , planes , crash , window , windows - Current Score: 143 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A truck carrying hundreds of copies of Roget's Thesaurus overturned. The local newspaper reported that onlookers were 'stunned, overwhelmed, astonished, gobsmacked, amazed, bewildered and dumbfounded.' | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged lorry , crash , thesaurus , m1 , shocked , words - Current Score: 134 - Added: 1 month ago
| I just loaded "Colin McRae's Helicopter Simulator" onto my PC, but it keeps crashing! | |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Colin McRae - Tagged colin mcrae , helicopter , crash - Current Score: 127 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What's the difference between Princess Diana and Sickipedia? Princess Diana only crashed once. | |
Joke by sickmick, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged sickpedia , difference , crash , princess diana - Current Score: 116 - Added: 7 months, 26 days ago
| I see that the Spanish are doing cheap flights to the Canary Islands, but I just can't see them taking off. | |
Joke by JE, in Celebrity and news events > Spanish Plane Crash - Tagged spanish , crash , plane , bad puns - Current Score: 112 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
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