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| Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection, I've got hundreds of them. |    |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Illness and mortality > Psychiatrist - Tagged crazy , sausages , collection , psychiatrist - Current Score: 88 - Added: 6 months ago
| There's a hell of a lot of gang rape jokes about just now. Who'd be fucking crazy enough to try and rape a gang in the first place? | |
Joke by GIZZARD, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged gang rape , crazy - Current Score: 87 - Added: 6 months ago
| A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coast guard spokesman commented, "This sort of thing is all too common". | |
Joke by Smegs, in Celebrity and news events > Random news - Tagged news , crazy , newspaper , the times - Current Score: 47 - Added: 8 months ago
| The Queen walks into a mental hospital. On one ward, our monarch comes across a man reaching up and putting something invisible into a basket. 'What are you doing?' Liz asks. 'I'm taking the stars from the sky!' the crazy git replies. Slightly perplexed, she moves onto the next patient who is reaching into the basket and then reaching up. 'And what are you doing?' she asks. 'I'm putting the stars back in the sky' he replies. Growing tired, she moves onto the next loony who is lying down and making car noises. 'And what the fuck are you doing?' the Queen asks, growing weary. 'Trying to get away from those two nutters!' he says. 'They're fucking mental!' | |
Joke by sexybiatch, in Illness and mortality > Mental Hospital - Tagged queen , mental , crazy , loony , patient - Current Score: 24 - Added: 8 months ago
| One of my mates pays £80 an hour for his psychiatrist. He must be crazy. | |
Joke by cb, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged crazy , psychiatrist - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Last night there was a lot of fuss on TV about elderly white man and black man fighting over something. Apparently it was not the old guy's wallet. | |
Joke by testmeplz, in Celebrity and news events > Elections - Tagged crazy , negro , obama , nigger , america - Current Score: -2 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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