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| A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed, to make serving drinks more efficient. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "140." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about string theory and the latest cancer research. The man listened intently and thought, "This is absolutely great." Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "120." So the robot started talking about the controversies surrounding creationism and the abortion argument. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is fantastic." A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "65." The robot then said, "So, how are things in America these days?" |    |
Joke by bicycle day, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged robot , bar , american , iq , string theory , creationism - Current Score: 601 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
| Sarah Palin is very religious and thinks the world was created in five days. One thing's for sure...it only took one day to end hers. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Celebrity and news events > Sarah Palin - Tagged sarah palin , us election , creationism - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 week ago
| So Christians believe in Intelligent Design and the world was created by God. Given that Jade Goody, George W Bush and Vanessa Feltz exist, it doesn't sound all that fucking intelligent to me | |
Joke by cheshirecat, in Religion and racism > Creationism - Tagged fat bitch , jade goody , religion , george w bush , vanessa feltz , intelligent design , creationism - Current Score: 0 - Added: 2 months ago
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