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| 99% of Japanese are cremated, the highest rate worldwide. It has remained popular since it was introduced to the country by the Americans in 1945. |    |
Joke by itchyanus, in Jokes with no home > Cremation - Tagged cremation - Current Score: 202 - Added: 2 months ago
| My grandad was given 24 hours to live, so he drank a bottle of vodka and ate three packets of fireworks. It didn't save his life, but it gave us one hell of a show at the cremation. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Illness and mortality > Cremation - Tagged cremation , fireworks , vodka , grandad , ill , dead - Current Score: 122 - Added: 4 months ago
| What's Jade Goody getting for Christmas? Cremated | |
Joke by banny, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged bint , cancer , cremation - Current Score: 106 - Added: 2 months ago
| My dad recently died of asbestos poisoning. It took fucking ages to cremate him... | |
Joke by captain slow, in Illness and mortality > Cremation - Tagged dad , asbestos , cremation - Current Score: 95 - Added: 8 months ago
| Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? | |
Joke by deadman, in Illness and mortality > Cremation - Tagged burn victim , burn , death , cremate , cremation , crematorium - Current Score: 76 - Added: 7 months ago
| Do you know what really makes my blood boil? Crematoriums | |
Joke by oldskooliain, in Illness and mortality > Cremation - Tagged cremation , blood , tim vine - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year ago
| We buried my gran on Tuesday. We all agreed on burial over cremation, mainly because we were worried the screams and smoke might make the neighbours suspicious. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Illness and mortality > Burial - Tagged burial , gran , cremation - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| I don't know what all the fuss is about regarding "cremated father turns up on TV". My dad's been on my mantelpiece for several years now... | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Illness and mortality > Cremation - Tagged death , burn , urn , tv , cremation , dad - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 months ago
| Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My partner loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My partner was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favourite lake." The third man said, "My partner was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chilli, so he can tear my ass up just one more time." | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , funeral , cremation , arse - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Burt, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money! "Burt, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!" "Burt, do you remember that emerald necklace you promised me? I bought it, too, with the insurance money." Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Burt,remember that blow job I promised you? Here it comes....." | |
Joke by stig2112, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged cremation , blow job , ashes - Current Score: -1 - Added: 4 months ago
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