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| My Granddad used to put a spoonful of gunpowder into his tea every morning. He said it was a very old remedy to help him live longer, and it worked: he lived to the ripe old age of 97. He left a widow, two children, 14 grandchildren and a 50 foot crater where the crematorium used to be. |    |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Grandad - Tagged crater , crematorium , gunpowder , remedy - Current Score: 275 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? | |
Joke by deadman, in Illness and mortality > Cremation - Tagged burn victim , burn , death , cremate , cremation , crematorium - Current Score: 76 - Added: 7 months ago
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