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I'm not a racist - racism is a crime, and crime is for Black people.
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Joke by dobbsey, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged racism , crime , blacks , black , nigger , paki  - Current Score: 2101 - Added: 3 months ago

After complaints that there aren't enough black people on British television, the BBC have vowed to solve the problem.
They are now going to show Crimewatch 7 nights a week.
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Joke by ZuffleZipperfish, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged race , crime  - Current Score: 383 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

What's the difference between the government and organized crime?

One is organized.
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Joke by b3tard, in Celebrity and news events > Government - Tagged bad , omnononoonm , organized , crime , b3tard  - Current Score: 183 - Added: 6 months ago

If you think London knife crime is bad, it's not. We've had 200 murders in the last year where I live, here in the small English village of Midsomer.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged midsomer murders , knife , crime , tv , murder , london , inspector barnaby  - Current Score: 180 - Added: 1 month ago

Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.
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Joke by pt, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged knife , stabbed , crime , london  - Current Score: 160 - Added: 2 months ago

Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?

Because if it walked, it'd get mugged.
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Joke by Spiral, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged liverpool , crime , chavs  - Current Score: 158 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

The Government needs to give more money to improve schools in mainly black areas.

Barbed wire, watchtowers and searchlights don't come cheap.
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Joke by itchyanus, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged blacks , crime  - Current Score: 113 - Added: 1 month ago

Remember when?

There was no gun or knife crime.

You could let your kids play outside with no fear.

There were no hoodies or street scum who terrorised the neighbourhood.

Old folk could collect their penisions without being mugged.

And little girls would get into your car for a bag of sweets or the promise of seeing some puppies.
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Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged remember , gun , knife , crime , girl , old people , hoodies  - Current Score: 96 - Added: 3 weeks ago

I find it shocking that 55% of Europeans are now saying that they avoid coming to Britain through concerns over knife crime, and that each reported knife attack puts off thousands of potential migrants to the UK. Furthermore fear of knife-brandishing homeowners and "no-go areas" is forcing more and more door to door salesmen to quit and find other jobs.

And there I was thinking knife crime was a BAD thing. Silly me!
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Joke by erniehill, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged euro , europe , migrant , migrants , knife , murder , polish , crime , salesmen  - Current Score: 88 - Added: 1 month ago

For Sale- One glove. Genuine reason for sale: caught shoplifting in Saudi Arabia.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by erniehill, in Religion and racism > Arabs - Tagged hand mutilation , saudi , crime , criminal , glove  - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 month ago

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