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| I arrived in Australia after a long hard flight and the man in Passport Control pulled me over. "Alright can I check your passport?" PC Shayne said. Knackered and needing sleep I just grunted "yup" PC Shayne took this as rudeness from a Pom and went into overdrive "Alright Mate, have you got a criminal record?" I replied "I did not realise it was mandatory any longer!" I have just been released! |    |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged aussie , criminal , convict , colony , ignorant - Current Score: 239 - Added: 1 year ago
| For Sale- One glove. Genuine reason for sale: caught shoplifting in Saudi Arabia. | |
Joke by erniehill, in Religion and racism > Arabs - Tagged hand mutilation , saudi , crime , criminal , glove - Current Score: 49 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged islam , muslim , hand , left , right , lefty , saudi , arabia , saudi arabia , offender , crime , criminal , hand , severed , hands - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Why do black parents watch Crimewatch? They like to know where their kids are. | |
Joke by ram1us, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , coon , wog , nigger , crime , criminal - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Why do Liverpool goalkeepers never catch the ball? It's Scouse tradition never to touch something for long enough to leave fingerprints. | |
Joke by Hobbit Fucker, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged scouser , liverpool , football , goalie , goalkeeper , criminal , dole sponger , dss , giro , thieving git , shell suit , our barry , our garry , our terry , cilla black , jimmy tarbuck , john , paul , george , ringo , everton , liverbirds , ferry cross the mersey , gerry and the pacemakers , robin - Current Score: 26 - Added: 11 months ago
| Is it a crime to be black? In most courtrooms, yes. | |
Joke by binso, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , crime , criminal - Current Score: 10 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
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