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| Stephen Hawking had a hot date last night. She stood him up... And he immediately fell on the floor. |    |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged stephen hawking , cripple - Current Score: 404 - Added: 6 months ago
| George Sampson, teenage winner of Britain's Got Talent '08, has been advised by doctors never to perform his winning dance routine in public, for fear that it may leave him crippled for life. It's not that the routine itself is dangerous. It's just that if he keeps dancing like a queer, he's likely to get the shit kicked out of him when he goes back to school. | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Britains Got Talent - Tagged george sampson , britains got talent , dance , cripple , homophobia , school - Current Score: 93 - Added: 5 months ago
| What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire. | |
Joke by sickfuck, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged stephen hawking , cripple , disabled , disability - Current Score: 82 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What do you call a Sikh with one leg? Balan Singh. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Sikh - Tagged sikh , legless , cripple , paki - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Gary Glitter rides a little girl and only gets three years, Christopher Reeve rides a horse and he gets the fucking electric chair! | |
Joke by vulga, in Celebrity and news events > Christopher Reeve - Tagged gary glitter , christopher reeve , cripple , paedo , paedophile - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Steve McClaren was out shopping when he spied a little, old, mentally handicapped cripple with one arm and one leg, struggling with his heavy shopping. feeling samaritan like, he said; "excuse me friend, but can you manage?" "yes" he replied "and so much fucking better than you can" | |
Joke by Holmesie, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged mcclaren , england , croatia , cripple - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year ago
| Why does Heather Mills-McCartney keep ranting like a mad-woman? She can't feel it when she shoots herself in the foot. | |
Joke by Chopper3, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather mills-mccartney , macca , beatles , divorce , mental , cripple , disabled , whore - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year ago
| What do you call a woman with no legs? Dirty cunt. | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , cunt , cripple - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A man, who's level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud. "Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home." The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep. "You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said. "Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?" "You left your wheelchair at the bar again." | |
Joke by sainteebrian, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged drink , wheelchair , cripple , disabled , bar , pub , man , wife - Current Score: 9 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| What do you call a man with no legs? Whatever you want - he can't chase you. | |
Joke by cillers, in Illness and mortality > . . . - Tagged cripple , no legs - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month ago
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