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| Just been to the gym and there's a new machine there. I only used it for about an hour, as I started to feel sick, but it's great: it's got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps and everything in it. |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > Not Sure - Tagged gym , keep fit , machine , crisps , chocolate - Current Score: 514 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I see that Gary Lineker is now heading the campaign to stamp out childhood obesity in Britain. You can see his heartfelt campaign on TV, followed immediately by his latest hilarious advert for Walker's Crisps. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged football , fat , britain , crisps , hypocrite , gary lineker - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
| When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. | |
Joke by deathcab911, in Celebrity and news events > Chuck Norris - Tagged crisps , france , walkers , surrender , retarded american humour - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
| A man walks into the World Trade Centre news kiosk. "Do you have any helicopter flavoured crisps?" "Sorry, we've only got plane". | |
Joke by hangman, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged world trade centre , crisps - Current Score: -2 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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