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Little Johnny went to see his grandad and asked, "Grandad, could you please do a frog impression?"

Grandad says, "you what?"

Little Johnny says, "can you make the sound of a frog?"

Grandad says, "of course I can, but why?"

Little Johnny says, "good, because mummy said that, when you croak, we can all fuck off to Disneyland!"
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Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Little Johnny - Tagged little johnny , grandad , mummy , frog , croak , disneyland  - Current Score: 143 - Added: 2 months, 30 days ago

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