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| A bloke and a tiger walk into a bar. The bloke says, "do you serve Pakis in here?" Barman replies, "yes of course we do, we're not racist in here." "Great," the bloke replies. "A pint for me, and a Paki for the tiger." |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , black , crocodile - Current Score: 251 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A crocodile walked into a menswear store and asked: "Do you have any shirts with a faggot on the pocket?" | |
Joke by poosmellsyucky, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged la coste , crocodile - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Fella walks into a bar with a crocodile under his arm, he says to the barman; "I'll have a pint of beer and a nigger for the crocodile". The barman pours the pint and goes out the back to fetch the nigga but comes back and says to the fella, "Sorry mate we only have pygmies left" The fella said thanks but no thanks,"I'm not starting him on shorts this early in the day". | |
Joke by digitalpointless, in Jokes with no home > Bar Jokes - Tagged nigger , crocodile - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 months ago
| A man walks into a bar with a crocodile and says "I'm going to put my penis and testicles into this crocodile's mouth and after 30 seconds I'll take them out and you can all buy me a drink for watching it." So the guy puts his privates in the crocodile's mouth for 30 seconds, then he picks up a nearby whisky bottle, pours whisky on the crocodile and lights it. The croc opens its mouth to scream and he takes his genitals out, and gives a bow then stuffs them away. As he enjoys his drinks he says "I'll buy anyone here 10 drinks if they do it." The bar goes quiet. A few seconds later a little old lady says "I'll try but you must promise not to set me on fire." | |
Joke by RoflCopter, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged fire , penis , testicles , crocodile , whisky , genitals , bar - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year ago
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