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| One day this guy meets this girl and he asks her if she wants to go on a boat ride with him... Sure she replies.. They get to this crossing in the river and he says "Up or down!" She rips off all her clothes and they have fast rough sex! The next day they come to the same point and happily he says "Up or down?" Again she strips and they have sex! Then the next day they come to the same point in the river and the guy says "Up or down?" "Up" she replies He sits there and waits..."Well aren't we gonna have sex?" "OH no...I have my hearing aid turned up now, last time I though you said Fuck or Drown!" |    |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , rough , fast , river , crossing , ride , boat - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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